House objects you can use as a dildo

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough. We’ve all heard that at least once. But how many people have actually tested this theory? I’ll tell you – enough of them so I can get the material for this article. Seriously, some people will try to put anything in their hole if they think it will bring them better orgasms. Some of them were onto something, and others will probably regret their unsuccessful/painful attempt. But let’s not focus on those horrible ideas today. I’d much rather talk about some genius revelations and present you with a list of house objects you can use as a dildo.

1. Hairbrush handle

This one is quite common. The shape of the handle can vary, but they’re usually the size of a thinner dildo. Plus, the wider part with the brush will stop it from going too deep.

2. Toothbrush handle

Similar to the hairbrush, the toothbrush also has a practical handle, although thinner. So, it’s a good option if you don’t like big sex toys. Horny ladies can also try electric toothbrushes. Placing their vibrating handle over a clit can produce incredible sensations.

3. Shampoo/deodorant bottle

Or any other bottle you’ll find in your bathroom that has no sharp edges. These bottles are usually smooth and come in many sizes, including the average dildo size. Just make sure that the lid can’t fall off or that you won’t spill something inside your hole.

4. Makeup

Who knew the beauty industry could be so helpful? You can use mascara or foundation bottles, even brush handles, and stick them into your pussy or asshole.

5. Mixing spoon

Leaving the bathroom and going into the kitchen. At first glance, it seems half of the house objects here can be used as a dildo. Still, let’s stick to the safe options. A mixing spoon has a pretty thin handle, but it’s longer than most other objects here. It can reach deep, and you can use it precisely to stimulate specific areas, such as the amazing G-spot.

6. Spatula

Again, the handle is your best friend. You should look for spatulas that have a handle covered in silicone or plastic. These materials are smooth and easier to clean than the spongy or wooden handles that some kitchen tools have. Plus, a spatula can be great for BDSM play, and you can use the flat part for spanking.

7. Rolling pin

This may not be everyone’s first choice, but when your hole is gaping for some hard drilling, it can be helpful. However, not every rolling pin can be used as a dildo. Those that have side handles are the best choice. These handles are not very big but can be very satisfying. A rolling pin with round ends is even better because you can plunge more of it into your hole. Keep in mind that you should avoid those with flat ends because they can potentially hurt you.

8. Immersion blender

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can use this kitchen device as a vibrator. But don’t forget to remove the blades! Next, you should put a condom over the handle (they’re usually not waterproof, and you don’t want the device to stop working or cause a short circuit). One other thing you should consider is that these blenders usually need to be plugged in. So you need to jerk off near to an electric outlet, unless you have a wireless immersion blender.

9. Glass bottle

Did you forget to recycle your empty beer or wine bottles? Great! Now you can use them to work your junk. The bottle necks are typically not that long, but they can feel amazing because the glass is smooth, and it will slide into your ass or pussy easily.

10. Fruits and vegetables

Nature is truly remarkable! It gave numerous ways to experience sexual pleasure. I’m talking hard dicks, sensitive clits, gaping asses and pussies, and all other body parts that we like to touch. Plus, it gave us vegetables and fruits that are perfect for penetration. Cucumbers, zucchinis, small eggplants, bananas… They come in many sizes and fit perfectly into your hole. You only need to make sure that your natural dildo can’t break off and get stuck inside you. Using a condom can help prevent that.

11. Slingshot

Slingshot handles are also one of the house objects you can use as a dildo. Plus, men have another way of using these thingies. Most boys play with a slingshot in their youth, but there is no reason to stop in the adult age. You can stretch the rubber band and place the leather pad over your balls. That way, the band will pull them as you stick the handle in and out of your ass.

12. Razor handle

Once you detach the razor, you can use the handle to stimulate your hole. The razor handles are typically made out of plastic and sometimes have silicon or rubber ridges. These ridges will feel incredible as they rub against your sensitive tissue.

13. Candle

Not only that you can use candles for temperature play, but also as a dildo. Pick whatever shape or size you want: long, thick, irregular shape – there is truly a great diversity.

Precaution measures when you use house objects as a dildo

Alright, kinksters, I’ve given you plenty of ideas of how to achieve orgasms with house objects. But before you grab the first item you see and stick it into your hole, you should check if everything is safe.

First of all, make sure that your improvised dildo is adequately cleaned. You don’t want to catch some annoying infection. Next, consider using a condom with any of the objects I’ve listed. That will prevent micro-tearing of the tissue and the infections.

Also, you should never plow your (or anyone else’s) hole with an item that has sharp edges. That can lead to minor or even serious injuries. And, of course, lube up so everything can go smoothly.

Creative ways to jerk off

There are plenty of house objects you can use as a dildo. They come in many sizes and shapes and can produce different sensations. Plus, you probably already have them in your home, so you don’t have to spend money on expensive sex toys. If you need more inspiration, you can check out some porn movies on She’s A Freak. Sexy models there don’t hesitate to use any house object to work their tight pussies. You can try some of these suggestions the next time you are horny and want to feel something deep inside your ass or pussy.